February 2007 Archives

February 4, 2007

Happy Endings

"Happy Endings" is the first CD created by "Jackie's Music Hunt," the (con)fusion of Jackie Martling & Frank Vignola, as well as the equally different Rich Zukor, Vinny Raniolo, Joe Ascione, Nancy Sirianni, Svetlana, and most of the crickets on the North Shore of Long Island.

Mixed and licked by Professor Kevin Kelly, under the prominent proboscis and influenced by the expressive passive-aggressive sighs of Richie "Al Jolson" Zukor, the CD grabs at musical styes with a boardinghouse reach. It fingers many and flirts with as many again. You name it, and you should.

All of the words and many of the lyrics were written by Martling as he combed through as many as four chords per song in his quest for melodies.

The songs were created over a thirty year span, many of them in a row. Familiar portions will sound like you've heard them before. Sit down, relax, and soon you'll be tapping your phone.

The autobiographical and hysterical "The Bad, Bad Timin' In The Monologue Of Life Blues" will have you nodding, the ribald innocence of "And I'm Thinkin' About You" will have you swerving, "Let The Rain Fall Down" will have you swaying, and "The Fussy Woman Blues" will knock you down.

"And I'm Thinkin' About You" has already enjoyed the limelight as the theme song for "Jackie's Joke Hunt," Martling's radio show on Sirius Satellite Radio.

Look for many of these songs in the sound tracks of upcoming independent films, and so will they.

The boys hope you love the songs as much as they loved recording them for you. The fun and laughs they had are transmitted in these tunes, and, well, that's good.

not written by Jackie Martling
Bayville, NY
Feb. 14th, 2007

click! to hear Fred's Magic YeeHee

click! on this sentence to hear me get introduced by Redd Foxx

click! to hear a fun hunk of an early version of "And I'm Thinkin' About You"


This Will Be Fun

Hiya. Thanks for stopping in for a visit.

Please e-mail me at jokeland@aol.com and say hello.

A woman's cleaning her teenage son's room when she finds an S&M magazine.
She tells her husband, and then says, "What should we do?"
He says, "I'm pretty sure we shouldn't spank him."

don't miss "Jackie's Joke Hunt"
on channel Howard 101
on Sirius Satellite Radio...
...it airs live Tuesdays at 7-8 p.m. Eastern, repeats Wednesdays at midnight Eastern,
and Saturdays at 2 p.m. Eastern.
This week's show is
"The Show Business Show."

Please call in with your jokes...
1-888-783-7610...

a must-see 20-second video:

more to follow one fine day,

j.

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The Show Business Show

What a great show we have this week.

I'll be breaking a fun lie I told on Saturday night, telling a few Jackie Mason & Rodney Dangerfield stories, and of course Ian and I will be spouting jokes and breaking McClure's balls as best we can.

And the challenge of getting The Snarkle laid is of course ongoing.

Please call in at 1-888-783-7610, and remember you can e-mail your jokes to me at jokeland@aol.com.

February 5, 2007

A Funny Interview

I was with Excalibur Electronics at The C.E.S. Show in Las Vegas when Irina Slutsky and her boytoy Eddie attacked me with a microphone. Click! to enjoy the silliness.

Irina & Eddie reside at Geek Entertainment. Katie is a gorgeous writer.

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Eddie, Irina, Jackie, & Katie

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some of Jackie's joke gadgets by Excalibur Electronics

meet "Jackie's Joke Hunt"

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Jackie Martling & Ian Karr
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February 7, 2007

Some fun animation

Click on this, it's great...

www.jokeland.com animation