July 2008 Archives

July 15, 2008

a free "Tropic Thunder" screening

A free movie screening!

RSVP number: (212) 846-3429

"The movie they thought they were making just got real..."

Through a series of freak occurrences, a group of actors shooting a big-budget war movie are forced to become the soldiers they're portraying.

If you'd like to go to a free preview screening of the great new Paramount film "Tropic Thunder" at 7:30 p.m. on Thursday night, July 24th, at AMC Loews Roosevelt Field 8, Roosevelt Field Mall, 630 Old Country Road, in Garden City, NY (click for map), all you need to do is RSVP.

to RSVP, simply e-mail movie_promony@paramount.com

or call (212) 846-3429

...and be sure to mention that you're a fan of Jackie's Joke Hunt.

The film stars Ben Stiller, Jack Black and Robert Downey, Jr.

I'll be at the screening, and it's going to be a great time.

Posted by Jackie Martling on July 15, 2008 3:46 PM |

July 20, 2008

The Wurd Game 85

The Wurd Game
for Joke Hunt Eighty-Five:
Gobs Of Fun

( ___ ) the only vowel in a tiny word for a titholder & a drinking establishment [the only vowel in a tiny word for a drunk's hangout & a boob hammock]

( ___ ) replace number three in the end of your arm with this and get the best kind of cock

( ___ ) three times in the glands what am in the hooters

( ___ ) the double in man's favorite way of having his jizz disposed of

( ___ ) in semen not in salmon

( ___ ) three times in a baby dog

now, lose two side-by-side upside-down v's, unscramble, put an aphrodisiac's irritant in The Subject Line, and e-mail it to jokeland@aol.com ...

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Continue reading "The Wurd Game 85" »

Posted by Jackie Martling on July 20, 2008 12:09 PM |

July 23, 2008

The Wurd Game 86

The Wurd Game
for Joke Hunt Eighty-Six, pawzentails

( ___ ) the first when a group of San Francisco snake worshippers spell out a very low rent workout salon

( ___ ) the very end of Curly's replacement

( ___ ) two & five in furry, white-striped, & can really stink

( ___ ) half a dozen appearances in "asses & molasses"

( ___ ) correct this: "Stamp The Joke Man"

( ___ ) put this in front of Viagra is a little blue what & you'll have to clean it up

now, lose the opening of an Australian bear, unscramble, put man's best friend in The Subject Line, & e-mail it to jokeland@aol.com ...

next week's show: The Gastronomic Hunt

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Jackie's Joke Hunt 86, pawzentails
Ian Karr, Uncle Bill, Sue Costello, Jackie, Pat

Posted by Jackie Martling on July 23, 2008 1:44 PM |

July 25, 2008

The Wurd Games section

Now The Wurd Games from Jackie's Joke Hunt have their own section of www.jokeland.com

Simply click! on the button over there on the right side of this page (or on this phrase right cheer), the one with Ian's and my mugs on it, and you'll be whisked to the current Wurd Game clues. And below it are previous weeks' clues.

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Sue Costello & Jackie
Jackie's Joke Hunt 86
please click on Sue's name to find out more about this pretty & funny lady...

thanks for listening. Remember, you can always e-mail me at jokeland@aol.com.

Posted by Jackie Martling on July 25, 2008 10:34 AM |

July 29, 2008

The Wurd Game 87

The Wurd Game for Joke Hunt Eighty-Seven
The Gastronomic Hunt

( ___ ) an upside-down divining rod

( ___ ) insert second in the milk animal and you get food

( ___ ) the double in a cracker beggar

( ___ ) moving this vowel changes the kind of steak

( ___ ) replace the beginning of what's at the end of your legs with this and you get a red wedjabull

( ___ ) the double in cauliflower

now, lose what's silent in gherkin, unscramble, put nature's food court in The Subject Line, and e-mail it to jokeland@aol.com ...


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Play With Jackie winners
at Sunday's Bruce Springsteen concert

Posted by Jackie Martling on July 29, 2008 2:34 PM |

July 31, 2008

Give Rodney A Chance

I've added jokes to the section you now get to by hitting the Jackie's Joke Hunt button...yes, by clicking on the adorable picture of Jackie, McKean, & Jimmy Mack.

The first joke will start right away...and it's Give Rodney A Chance ... please go have a listen...

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Ian McKean, Mika Jones,
Jimmy Mack, Jackie Marlow
Jackie's Joke Hunt 87
The Gastronomic Hunt

Posted by Jackie Martling on July 31, 2008 7:39 PM |

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