August 2008 Archives

August 7, 2008

Cool Site Of The Day

Today, August 7th, at 1:30 p.m.,
Jackie will be featured on
Cool Site Of The Day
discussing taking
www.jokeland.com
to the next level...
please join us...
www.coolsite.com

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Mike Corso
Mr. Cool (Site Of The Day)

Posted by Jackie Martling on August 7, 2008 9:32 AM |

The Wurd Game 88

The Wurd Game for Joke Hunt Eighty-Eight,
Bugs Funny

( ___ ) starts where bees live

( ___ ) three of these are road assistance

( ___ ) change number two in these shit-eaters to this and we eat

( ___ ) sounds a lot like the very last letter but quite obviously isn't

( ___ ) the amount of times Tim Sabean had crabs before Junior High School

( ___ ) side-by-side in a termite's delight

now, lose the double in scorpion, unscramble, put this unlawful pest in The Subject Line, and e-mail it to jokeland@aol.com ...


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Jackie on stage with guitar legend Les Paul at iridium, 51st & Broadway, NYC

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Jackie after The Les Paul Trio's show
clowning with Nicki Parrott & Lou Pallo

Posted by Jackie Martling on August 7, 2008 12:21 PM |

August 10, 2008

Dix Hills "Stump The Joke Man"

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The girls on stage for
"Stump The Joke Man"
The Dix Hills CPA
Saturday, August 9, 2008

The night's big winner:
Why does the man stomp a glass in the Jewish wedding ceremony?
It's the last time he's going to get to put his foot down.

Barry won a tee shirt and was injured by an F. jackie CD that Jackie threw in a staggering display of poor sportsmanship.

Posted by Jackie Martling on August 10, 2008 11:38 PM |

August 19, 2008

Ferrara's, 08-14-08

Always a great time at Ferrara's in Point Pleasant Beach. Here I am on stage with Sue, Katherine, & Tammy for "Stump The Joke Man."

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Vinny "Big Pussy" Pastore stopped by with an entourage that included a few stunners. And a few girls, too.

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Posted by Jackie Martling on August 19, 2008 2:48 PM |

The Wurd Game 89

The Wurd Game for Joke Hunt Eighty-Nine,
Tits A Beautiful Day

( ___ ) looks like a pair of hanging hooters

( ___ ) the number of Olympic athletes who have called this show with a dick joke

( ___ ) the foursome in tattletale

( ___ ) the double in what a praying mantis is praying for

( ___ ) the bookends of Chubby Checker's 1960's dance craze

( ___ ) in the middle of the tiniest word for one of a woman's chests

now, lose the vowel in yoyo, unscramble, put a nipple activity in The Subject Line, and e-mail it to jokeland@aol.com ...


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Jackie's Joke Hunt 89
Tits A Beautiful Day
Jackie, Jim, Jena, Ian

Posted by Jackie Martling on August 19, 2008 11:11 PM |

August 25, 2008

The Wurd Game 90

The Wurd Game for Joke Hunt Ninety,
Sea Hunt

( ___ ) replace number three in what Olympic runners do with this, and get what a clammer uses to fetch clams...gardeners use them, too...

( ___ ) the double in seagull

( ___ ) replace the opening of a northeastern Cape with this and you get a boner

( ___ ) two-thirds of eel

( ___ ) the first letter when Snark spells "phone"

( ___ ) the middle of the opposite of in

now, lose the very end of lobster, unscramble, put a fishy unusual happening in The Subject Line, and e-mail it to jokeland@aol.com ...


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on stage at iridium with Lou Pallo & Les Paul, 2006


Posted by Jackie Martling on August 25, 2008 11:31 AM |

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