The Jackie's Joke Hunt Sex Quiz for Females
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01. Do you think the missionary position is boring, or do you know some creative missionaries?
C) On a semi-regular basis
02. Have you ever had a lesbian encounter?
A) Yes, but not with a woman
B) No, but I spent an afternoon with Richard Simmons
C) Yes, and I fell off the counter
03. Which of the following does not belong?
A) A dog
B) A donkey
C) A llama
D) A penis
E) Another donkey
04.When do you know you've been on a great date?
A) I couldn't conceive of it
B) I'm not sure
C) Yes, except in the shower and in New Jersey
05. If a man tried to molest you, would you beat him off?
A) I couldn't
B) I have
C) I would if it came up
06. What has been the average length of your relationships?
B) Two years
C) Five inches
D) I've never even been to Lesbia
07. If your boyfriend did something behind your back, would you...
A) Break it off
B) And the relationship
C) Flip over
08. How do you find Jackie's Joke Hunt?
A) Sensual, stimulating, amusing, & entertaining
C) I haven't found it yet
09. How are a woman's breasts like martinis?
A) They both have nipples except the martinis
B) One isn't enough and three is too many
C) They're hard for a sane man to resist
10) Where is a girl's hair the curliest?
A) On her head
B) In her nose
11. How many times have you been a virgin?
C) It's been too long to recall
11. Do you think a man's brain is in his penis?
C) All of the above and below
D) What brain?
12. Do your fantasies and dreams take you to:
A) The Washington Monument
B) The Grand Canyon
C) A homosexual Viking nudist colony
13. How would you describe your masturbation?
14. Does penis size matter?
A) Only in life
B) Only during sex
C) Not as long as it's huge
15. What do you like in a man?
A) Good looks & intelligence
C) Two fingers
!6. If you could be any inanimate object, would you like to be:
A) A pair of boxer shorts
B) A turnstyle
C) George Bush