The Wurd Game for Joke Hunt Ninety-One,
Jews, Jizz, & Jazz

now, lose the double in synagogue, unscramble, put something common to this week's three-pronged theme in The Subject Line, and e-mail it to jokeland@aol.com ...

hanging backstage with Les Paul

The Wurd Game for Joke Hunt Ninety-Two,
The Talk Hunt

now, lose the dead center of "to talk quietly," unscramble, put a librarian's nightmare in The Subject Line, and e-mail it to jokeland@aol.com ...

a mimed hit of pot at The Patchogue Theatre, April, 2008

with the lovely Katherine after my appearance on Naked News

On Saturday night, November 8th, I'm coming back to The Canyon Club in Agoura Hills...I hope all you Californians will all be there...

The Wurd Game for Joke Hunt Ninety-Three
nipples & knobs

now, lose the smallest cup size, unscramble, put one of the most horribly common types of chest torpedo in The Subject Line, and e-mail it to jokeland@aol.com ...

rock & roll, Michigan State University, 1971

The Jackie's Joke Hunt Sex Quiz for Females
please e-mail your answers, comments, & suggestions to jokeland@aol.com

01. Do you think the missionary position is boring, or do you know some creative missionaries?
A) Definitely
B) Maybe
C) On a semi-regular basis

02. Have you ever had a lesbian encounter?
A) Yes, but not with a woman
B) No, but I spent an afternoon with Richard Simmons
C) Yes, and I fell off the counter

03. Which of the following does not belong?
A) A dog
B) A donkey
C) A llama
D) A penis
E) Another donkey

04.When do you know you've been on a great date?
A) I couldn't conceive of it
B) I'm not sure
C) Yes, except in the shower and in New Jersey

05. If a man tried to molest you, would you beat him off?
A) I couldn't
B) I have
C) I would if it came up
D) Again?

06. What has been the average length of your relationships?
A) Overnight
B) Two years
C) Five inches
D) I've never even been to Lesbia

07. If your boyfriend did something behind your back, would you...
A) Break it off
B) And the relationship
C) Flip over

08. How do you find Jackie's Joke Hunt?
A) Sensual, stimulating, amusing, & entertaining
B) Excellent
C) I haven't found it yet

09. How are a woman's breasts like martinis?
A) They both have nipples except the martinis
B) One isn't enough and three is too many
C) They're hard for a sane man to resist

10) Where is a girl's hair the curliest?
A) On her head
B) In her nose
C) Africa

11. How many times have you been a virgin?
A) Once
B) Never
C) It's been too long to recall

11. Do you think a man's brain is in his penis?
A) Yes
B) No
C) All of the above and below
D) What brain?

12. Do your fantasies and dreams take you to:
A) The Washington Monument
B) The Grand Canyon
C) A homosexual Viking nudist colony

13. How would you describe your masturbation?
A) Frequent
B) Touchy
C) Lonely

14. Does penis size matter?
A) Only in life
B) Only during sex
C) Not as long as it's huge

15. What do you like in a man?
A) Good looks & intelligence
B) Sensitivity
C) Two fingers

!6. If you could be any inanimate object, would you like to be:
A) A pair of boxer shorts
B) A turnstyle
C) George Bush

I just loaded a Sex Quiz For Females on The Wurd Game page...give it a go...

The Wurd Game for Joke Hunt Ninety-Four
The Cell Block Hunt

( ___ ) the dead center of the worst sentence

( ___ ) put this in tree blood and get what you don't drop in prison

( ___ ) replace the middle of the abbreviation of penitentiary with this and get a play on words

( ___ ) replace the start of a hanging apparatus with this and get stupid & high

( ___ ) bookends of a modern-day icebox

( ___ ) replace the opening of a statue of a head with this and get some wind

now, lose the number of white women Lumpy is dating, unscramble, put a football player in The Subject Line, and e-mail it to jokeland@aol.com...

The Howard Stern Channel Nine Show, 1989
Fred, Robin, Howard, Jackie, Fla-fla-floley

The Wurd Game for Joke Hunt Ninety-Five
The Deadliest Snatch

( ___ ) change number three in a baseball hit that rhymes with vagina to this and get an ass

( ___ ) replace the first letter in sneaking a look with this and get what a bad hole does

( ___ ) replace the double in what Jackie's Joke Hunt's supposed to be with this and get a word that describes an unshaven cock garage

( ___ ) three times in a laugh that rhymes with what a sexy ass does

( ___ ) replace the middle of what your nose does with this and get a terrific twat

( ___ ) replace the sometimes a vowel at the end of the word that describes the Bible with this and get a rude word for a woman's sex crevasse

now, lose what's three times in what gots your reflection, unscramble, put a description of every vagina in The Subject Line, and e-mail it to jokeland@aol.com...

first show business flyer, handmade, 1959

Billy Joel, Carmen Appice, Leslie West, Jackie Marlow
The Long Island Music Hall Of Fame, 2007