October 2008 Archives

October 8, 2008

The Shell at Trump Marina

Please join me this Saturday at The Shell in the Trump Marina Hotel in Atlantic City...one show...last time it was great.

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Jackie on stage at The Shell, April 2008


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girls on stage at The Shell for Stump The Joke Man, April 2008


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a fan at Trump Marina , April 2008,
with a copy of "What Did You Expect?," Jackie's first lp, released in 1979

October 13, 2008

The Wurd Game 96

The Wurd Game for Joke Hunt Ninety-Six
Best Vicious

( ___ ) insert this second in what Adam was, and it's not nice

( ___ ) everyone eats ass, T or F

( ___ ) where the thread goes

( ___ ) bookends of what pot gets you

( ___ ) the first letter when The Shnarkle spells knife

( ___ ) replace number three in what a vicious dog will do with this and you'll be on two wheels

now, lose Jesus Christ's sometime middle initial, unscramble, put a very cutting word in The Subject Line, and e-mail it to jokeland@aol.com

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a very pretty fan at The Shell, Trump Marina, 10-11-08


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Pin Ching Yen, Jokeymon, & Gone Chin, Jackie's Joke Hunt 95

Happy Halloween

Your mama's so fat her pussy has a shadow.

Your mama's so dried out she has snatch jerky.

I hope you're having a great Fall. Since I was twelve, every Halloween, instead of carving a pumpkin, I yank on my middle meat.

love you for visiting JokeLand,

j.

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Ric Overton, Richie Tienken, Jeff Gurian, Marlow
at The Comic Strip, 10-08-08

October 21, 2008

The Wurd Game 97

The Wurd Game for Joke Hunt Ninety-Seven
Urine The Movies

( ___ ) dead center in a wejabul make pee a lot stink

( ___ ) insert this second in the rudest word for vagina and you go, "1, 2, 3..."

( ___ ) replace the opening of "He's a jolly good what?," and get Mrs. Jirish

( ___ ) twice in the medical term for nuts, but never in blue balls

( ___ ) the first letter when Snark spells karaoke

( ___ ) the bookends of where O'Toole's Lawrence wore a sheet & rode his dopey horse

now, lose the bookends of the day Paul McCartney believes in, unscramble, put sometimes a homo in The Subject Line, and e-mail it to jokeland@aol.com


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These Lips Were Not Built In A Day
bust by Gumsanardo dell' Vinci

The Wurd Game 98

solutions to
The Wurd Game for Joke Hunt Ninety-Eight
The Rome Antic Hunt

( T ) stick this on the end of a ghost's favorite word and get the shape of Italy (boo, boot)

( I ) twice in a broad with an unplowed flesh cave (virgin)

( A ) the vowel in a two-of-each animal carrier (ark)

( D ) change what's first in what Snark loves to do to his nose to this and get a member (pick, dick)

( D ) replace the end of what Pisa's tower does with this and get Pb (lean, the Periodic Table of the Elements lists lead as Pb)

( V ) Caesar, gimme five (the Roman numeral for 5 is V)

now, lose the bookends of a scary warning that rhymes with the opposite of dry (wet, threat), unscramble, put an early Roman stoner in The Subject Line (David is sculpted out of marble), and e-mail it to jokeland@aol.com

DAVID

*****

The Wurd Game for Joke Hunt Ninety-Eight
The Rome Antic Hunt

( ___ ) stick this on the end of a ghost's favorite word and get the shape of Italy

( ___ ) twice in a broad with an unplowed flesh cave

( ___ ) the vowel in a two-of-each animal carrier

( ___ ) change what's first in what Snark loves to do to his nose to this and get a member

( ___ ) replace the end of what Pisa's tower does with this and get Pb

( ___ ) Caesar, gimme five

now, lose the bookends of a scary warning that rhymes with the opposite of dry, unscramble, put an early Roman stoner in The Subject Line, and e-mail it to jokeland@aol.com


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The Two Heads Of Booie, Rome, 2008

The Boys Go To Italy

Ian McKean & I went to Italy with our lovely ladies and had a spectacular time. The Colisseum, the statue of David by Michaelangelo, the beauty of Tuscany, the great food, the warmth of the people...but they all paled in contrast to what Vicky Miller spotted while walking around a fountain directly in front of The Pantheon in Rome.

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I don't have to tell you that we all wept, peed, screamed, and danced with the joy of this discovery.

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A pilgrimage to this incredible work of art will soon become an absolute must for all Howard Stern fans that ever were or ever will be.

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