solutions to
The Wurd Game for Joke Hunt Ninety-Eight
The Rome Antic Hunt

( T ) stick this on the end of a ghost's favorite word and get the shape of Italy (boo, boot)

( I ) twice in a broad with an unplowed flesh cave (virgin)

( A ) the vowel in a two-of-each animal carrier (ark)

( D ) change what's first in what Snark loves to do to his nose to this and get a member (pick, dick)

( D ) replace the end of what Pisa's tower does with this and get Pb (lean, the Periodic Table of the Elements lists lead as Pb)

( V ) Caesar, gimme five (the Roman numeral for 5 is V)

now, lose the bookends of a scary warning that rhymes with the opposite of dry (wet, threat), unscramble, put an early Roman stoner in The Subject Line (David is sculpted out of marble), and e-mail it to jokeland@aol.com

DAVID

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The Wurd Game for Joke Hunt Ninety-Eight
The Rome Antic Hunt

( ___ ) stick this on the end of a ghost's favorite word and get the shape of Italy

( ___ ) twice in a broad with an unplowed flesh cave

( ___ ) the vowel in a two-of-each animal carrier

( ___ ) change what's first in what Snark loves to do to his nose to this and get a member

( ___ ) replace the end of what Pisa's tower does with this and get Pb

( ___ ) Caesar, gimme five

now, lose the bookends of a scary warning that rhymes with the opposite of dry, unscramble, put an early Roman stoner in The Subject Line, and e-mail it to jokeland@aol.com

The Two Heads Of Booie, Rome, 2008