November 2008 Archives

November 5, 2008

The Wurd Game 99

The Wurd Game for Joke Hunt Ninety-Nine
Cupid Stunts

( ___ ) bookends of the most famous Polish city, home of the new Mrs. Robbie Chafitz

( ___ ) change number two in a pants holder-upper to this and get a chunk of lightning

( ___ ) the middle of a word for reefer that's not the bottom when you reverse it

( ___ ) remove this from when The Seven Dwarfs whistled and get Chinee fry pan

( ___ ) the bookends of the first half of the most common magician's expression which is also an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder

( ___ ) replace the opening of Sabean's first name with this and get the brown-stained circumference of your arsehole

now, lose the number of Robin Quivers' unexplored orifices, unscramble, put a One Way sign in The Subject Line, and e-mail it to jokeland@aol.com


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Bo Bice & Jackie Marlow
in one of Saddam Hussein's many palaces in Iraq, November, 2008
this chair was given to Saddam by Arafat

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Bo Bice & Jackie Marlow
in a Blackhawk helicopter
en route to performing in Rustamiyah, Iraq


Posted by Jackie Martling on November 5, 2008 8:36 PM |

The Wurd Game 100

The Wurd Game for Joke Hunt One Hundred
C

( ___ ) bookends of once every twelve months

( ___ ) change number two in quickly & to not eat to this and get what should be a very painful ingredient of Homo Heaven

( ___ ) change the last of three to an i and what's blue becomes Polish

( ___ ) the middle of a hundred years

( ___ ) bookends & three times in porno scene prep

( ___ ) the end of a pussy fart

now, lose the middle of a two-wheeler, unscramble, put the first of last in The Subject Line, and e-mail it to jokeland@aol.com


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with the all-important troops at the guts of the Iraqi operation


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with the wonderful Judy Seals,
Bo Bice & his band in Kuwait Airport at the end of the tour


Posted by Jackie Martling on November 5, 2008 8:46 PM |

Back from Iraq

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I just returned from an 8-day tour of The Persian Gulf with American Idol Bo Bice & his band, and it was one of the most incredible things I've ever been a part of.

The tour was produced by Judy Seals' Stars For Stripes. We performed in Arifjan, Ali Al Salem, Rustamiyah, and at Camp Liberty & Camp Victory in Baghdad.

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Bo & the guys are great players, great guys, and great travel buddies. I can't say enough about them without sounding as gay as I do already.

I'll be going back. And soon.

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Posted by Jackie Martling on November 5, 2008 9:10 PM |

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