The Wurd Game 99

The Wurd Game for Joke Hunt Ninety-Nine
Cupid Stunts

( ___ ) bookends of the most famous Polish city, home of the new Mrs. Robbie Chafitz

( ___ ) change number two in a pants holder-upper to this and get a chunk of lightning

( ___ ) the middle of a word for reefer that's not the bottom when you reverse it

( ___ ) remove this from when The Seven Dwarfs whistled and get Chinee fry pan

( ___ ) the bookends of the first half of the most common magician's expression which is also an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder

( ___ ) replace the opening of Sabean's first name with this and get the brown-stained circumference of your arsehole

now, lose the number of Robin Quivers' unexplored orifices, unscramble, put a One Way sign in The Subject Line, and e-mail it to jokeland@aol.com


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Bo Bice & Jackie Marlow
in one of Saddam Hussein's many palaces in Iraq, November, 2008
this chair was given to Saddam by Arafat

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Bo Bice & Jackie Marlow
in a Blackhawk helicopter
en route to performing in Rustamiyah, Iraq