February 2009 Archives

February 3, 2009

Al Michaels

The Adventures of a Flying Gag Writer
Classic Notes from the terrestrial Howard Stern Show, 1986-2001

Al Michaels

Sportscasting legend Al Michaels is a huge Howard Stern fan & often sat in on the show in the early 90's, before his good pal O.J. went a-carving. At the time, Al sat next to Frank Gifford on Monday Night Football.

The incredibly talented Billy West would do Al's voice dead-on. We'd give him horrible things to say, & it was impossible to determine when it was Billy or the real Al Michaels talking.

I wrote, "Gif, I got some on the seat."

And Al wrote, "Jackie, thanks for ending my career. You're the best. Al Michaels."

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February 4, 2009

Sid Bernstien Visits Jackie's Joke Hunt

The legendary promoter Sid Bernstein...the man who first brought The Beatles to America in 1964, & managed The Young Rascals to 10 gold singles and Hall Of Fame popularity, not only sat in with Jackie & the gang on February 3rd's Jackie's Joke Hunt, but chimed in with two great & slightly off-color jokes.

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Sandy Hicks, Sid Bernstein, Sue Costello, Jackie Marlow

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Sid Bernstein on Jackie's Joke Hunt

February 4, 2009
Sid Bernstein Rides With The Hunt

Last night the legendary promoter Sid Bernstein rode with the boys on Jackie's Joke Hunt 110, "The New York Hunt."

Even though he was a little embarrassed here & there, Sid had a grand old time... & even told these two jokes...

Why do Jewish guys watch porno movies backwards?
They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.

Two eagles are flying along when a jet screams past them.
One eagle says, "Man, did you see how fast that thing was going?"
The other eagle says, "You'd go that fast, too, if you're asshole was on fire."

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Sid Bernstein, Jackie Marlow

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Sandy Hicks, Sid Bernstein, Sue Costello, Jackie Marlow

February 10, 2009

game! What'd They Say?

click here to play "What'd They Say?," & maybe win a copy of Jackie's new DVD, A Safe Distance From Genius ...

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What'd They Say? - Round One

here's some fun questions...answer correctly, or just plain answer funny, & win a copy of my new DVD, A Safe Distance From Genius...please e-mail your answers to jokeland@aol.com ...


What'd They Say?
What'd the cowboy say to the German car dealer?

What'd They Say?
What'd the Chinese girl say when she slid down the bannister?

What'd They Say?
What'd the NYC cop say after Jesus was crucified?

What'd They Say?
What'd the naked masochist say to the cab driver?

What'd They Say? - answers

What'd They Say?
What'd the cowboy say to the German car dealer?
"Audi."

What'd They Say?
What'd the Chinese girl say when she slid down the bannister?
"Holy smokee."

What'd They Say?
What'd the NYC cop say after Jesus was crucified?
"All right, let's go. Show's over, move along, there's nothing to see here. Come on, let's go"

What'd They Say?
What'd the naked masochist say to the cab driver?
"Step on it."

About February 2009

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