What'd They Say? - Round One

here's some fun questions...answer correctly, or just plain answer funny, & win a copy of my new DVD, A Safe Distance From Genius...please e-mail your answers to jokeland@aol.com ...


What'd They Say?
What'd the cowboy say to the German car dealer?

What'd They Say?
What'd the Chinese girl say when she slid down the bannister?

What'd They Say?
What'd the NYC cop say after Jesus was crucified?

What'd They Say?
What'd the naked masochist say to the cab driver?