June 2009 Archives

June 1, 2009

The Jackie Button

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It's finally here! Jackie's first Apple app, The Jackie Button, 68 Jackie Noises & 68 great PG jokes, is now available at The Apple App Store. Be the first on your iPhone! (?)

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Please do Jackie a solid and review
The Jackie Button after you buy it.

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The Jackie Button was created by Jackie Martling & Dave Cazz. Dave is the big cheese at Bolt Creative in San Francisco, whose incredibly popular app Pocket God has been in The Top Ten Apps Worldwide for many months.

The Jackie Button is the very first Apple app that has someone (Jackie Marlow) actually telling jokes, as opposed to boring, non-entertaining text.

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You can set the main screen of The Jackie Button to 2 buttons or 9 buttons (as shown above). Any of the buttons can be programmed to launch your favorite joke, noise, or group of jokes or noises, or all of either or both (!) at random. Wheee!

Here's a very important fact: soon there will be a Parental Guidance system in place, and the ban on adult content will be lifted. More wheee!

Posted by Jackie Martling on June 1, 2009 8:00 PM |

The Jackie Button arrives!

The Best Deal On This Or Any Other Planet For 99 Cents

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The Jackie Button is now available at Apple's App Store. It features 68 Jackie Noises, 68 PG jokes, and will constantly be upgraded, so you'll be getting an endless stream of jokes for your initial investment of...ninety-nine cents! Yes! 99 cents! Like deer testicles, they're under a buck.

simply click here to order

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And very soon, Apple will be instituting a Parental Guidance system, to block offensive content from the sweet ears of foul-mouthed schoolkids, so we'll be able to deliver the wildly hysterical R-rated jokes & stories that have always been Jackie's strongest suit.

For fans of the long-running (thirty years!) "Use Your Finger! (516) 922-WINE!," this takes Dial-A-Joke into The New Millennium. And, as Anna Skinner used to say, "It makes it modern."

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This thing is so much fun. It's that simple. It's so much fun. And everybody can enjoy this delightful little no-brainer addition to our incredibly complicated lives.

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Jackie Marlow smiles as he counts sales...99 cents...99 cents...99 cents...

Posted by Jackie Martling on June 1, 2009 8:00 PM |

June 16, 2009

JokeLand on Broadway is a hit!

JokeLand on Broadway's initial show was Wednesday, June 10th, and judging by the reaction of the crowd, the show's here to stay.

They loved the music of The Frank Vignola Trio, they loved Jackie's songs, they roared at the jokes, they were mesmerized by Billy West...a huge home run.

Please try to join us, JokeLand on Broadway, Wednesdays at 9 at iridium, 51st & Broadway, in the heart of Times Square in NYC...

Posted by Jackie Martling on June 16, 2009 3:30 PM |

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