The Best Deal On This Or Any Other Planet For 99 Cents
The Jackie Button is now available at Apple's App Store. It features 68 Jackie Noises, 68 PG jokes, and will constantly be upgraded, so you'll be getting an endless stream of jokes for your initial investment of...ninety-nine cents! Yes! 99 cents! Like deer testicles, they're under a buck.
And very soon, Apple will be instituting a Parental Guidance system, to block offensive content from the sweet ears of foul-mouthed schoolkids, so we'll be able to deliver the wildly hysterical R-rated jokes & stories that have always been Jackie's strongest suit.
For fans of the long-running (thirty years!) "Use Your Finger! (516) 922-WINE!," this takes Dial-A-Joke into The New Millennium. And, as Anna Skinner used to say, "It makes it modern."
This thing is so much fun. It's that simple. It's so much fun. And everybody can enjoy this delightful little no-brainer addition to our incredibly complicated lives.
Jackie Marlow smiles as he counts sales...99 cents...99 cents...99 cents...