Stump The Listener, Jackie's Joke Hunt 215, "bad worse worst"

Stump The Listener 215:
Why'd the husband stop having anal sex with his wife?
Every night it was the same shit.

Stump The Listener 215:
Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?
Because they can.

Stump The Listener 215:
How's broccoli like anal sex?
If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.

Stump The Listener 215:
When do you know your grandparents are going deaf?
You catch them fucking on top of the cat.

Stump The Listener 215:
Why do women douche?
Because they can't teach their pussies to go, "Hack! Spit."

Stump The Listener 215:
Why's a hooker make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can wash her crack and sell it again.

Stump The Listener 215:
What color is Bill Reilly after he shits?
Clear.