Stump The Listener 216:
How's a pussy like a grapefruit?
The best ones squirt when you eat 'em.

Stump The Listener 216:
You have a donkey and I have a rooster. Your donkey bites off both of my
rooster's feet and eats them. What do you have?
Two feet of my cock in your ass.

why we go to The Carnegie Deli

Stump The Listener 216:
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's ass?
A mechanic.

Stump The Listener 216:
How can you tell if a house has been built by lesbians?
It's all tongue-in-groove, no studs.

Stump The Listener 216:
Where do porn stars go to college?
Fuck U.

Stump The Listener 216:
What would you call a bunch of Polish guys wearing turbans?
A Pakistanleys.

Stump The Listener 216:
What's safe sex in West Virginia?
That's when they brand the sheep that kick.

Stump The Listener 216:
How's a pizza delivery boy like a gynecologist?
They can smell it, but they can't eat it.