A Bunch Of Kid’s Jokes

Here’s a few great jokes for kids of all ages!

I decided to post a bunch due to the great response to my episode of
The Mommy Show” …

Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Tank…
Tank who?
You’re welcome.

Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Stan…
Stan who?
Stand back, I’m gonna sneeze.

What does a spider have for lunch?
A burger and flies

What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?
Winnie the P. U.

How do skunks call each other up?
On their smell phones.

What would you call an elephant who never washes?
A smellyphant.

What city has the most cows?
Moo York.

What does a ghost use when he goes hunting?
A boo and arrow.

Where did Santa Claus stay on his vacation?
In a ho-ho-hotel.

What should you do if you break your toe?
Call a toe truck.

What’s a frog’s favorite winter sport?
Ice hoppy.

more jokes soon!

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