Holland Taylor's one-woman show about the late great Governor of Texas, Ann Richards, is currently playing at The Vivian Beaumont Theatre
at Lincoln Center ..
it's funny & fun, don't miss it!
... you know Holland
from TV's "Two and a Half Men" ...
* 2.5" wide x 3.5" deep * Jackie tells a joke every time his red nose is pushed
* 45 age-appropriate jokes * Jackie's nose lights up when it's pushed
* adjustable volume * batteries included
* ages 3 and up
Jackie Marlow has a small role in John Gray's great new film "White Irish Drinkers" that premiered last Thursday, March 10, 2011, at The Craic Irish Film Fest in NYC. It stars Stephen Lang ("Avatar"), Karen Allen ("Indiana Jones") & Peter Riegert ("Animal House").
The film opens March 25th in NYC, L.A., Boston & Toronto.
Jackie's Joke Hunt 213, toesenkneezenlegz,
was great great great.
We had a beautiful guest, Jazmin Rojas, the head chef at Spina, a charming Italian restaurant on Avenue B @ 11th Street in NYC ... Jazmin is a gorgeous girl with a very sexy accent ... mmm ... the shows always repeat Thursdays @ 12 midnight EST on Sirius-XM, channel Howard 101 ...
Marlow, Danny, Jazmin, McKean, Sal
Next week's Jackie's Joke Hunt, number 214, "Ralphie Upchuck," is to be a vomit/puke/barf joke spectacular ... please call in, 1 - 888 - STERN 101 ... that's 1 - 888 - 786 - 7610 ... on Sirius-XM, Tuesdays 7-8pm EST, on channel Howard 101 ...
This Saturday at 8pm I'll be at "The Comedy Shoppe at Suppa's Italian Restaurant" in Pine Brook, New Jersey, where there are always beautiful girls up playing "Stump The Joke Man" ... please come on out .. call 1-866-552-6633..,.
Jackie's Joke Hunt 206, "The Plot Sickens," was wild ... Pedro was in rare form as he besieged poor Jena Sexelrod ...
Jirish, Marlow, McKean, Sexelrod, Pedro
Please don't miss Jackie's Joke Hunt 207, "The Ring Hunt," this Tuesday on Sirius-XM channel Howard 101, 7-8pm EST ... it'll be Matt Who's Where It's At's engagement party ... please call with your jokes, 1-888-STERN 101 ... that's 1-888-783-7610 ...
I hope you have a great year. My New Year's Resolution is to be around to make my New Year's Resolutions next year.
The gang above brought in 2011 at BB King's in Times Square watching the legendary Chuck Berry, pictured below in all of his glory as one of the creators of the rock & roll me & zillions Baby Boomers grew up with and cherish. Chuck started singing "Johnny Be Goode" the same year I started telling Dirty Johnny jokes.
I put the story of my second lp, "Goin' Ape," on www.jokeland.com, with the pictures from the day in the Fall of 1980 that Bob Burford & I smuggled a gorilla suit into The Bronx Zoo to take pictures for the cover. Please have a look.
It's JokeTober again.
Wednesdays in October from 4-6 p.m
on Sirius-XM, RawDog 104,
I'll be doing Jackie's JokeTober Specials...
playing cuts from my dirty joke CD's
& taking your calls (1-866-472-9364).
Please have a listen &
call in with some jokes...
Playmate Angela Little
& Dutch Holland
Jackie's Joke Hunt 192
Jackie Marlow, Ian "McKean" Karr,
Mika Jones, Jim "Jirish" McClure,
Matt Who's Where It's At
Earlier this Summer I hosted The Long Island Film Festival at The Historic Bellmore Theatre and fell in love with the place. Now I'm doing a stand-up show there, and I can't wait.
It's the perfect venue. It's going to be a great night...
Saturday night, August 28th,
The Historic Bellmore Theatre,
across the street from
The Historic Bellmore Train Station (?)
box office, (516) 783-3199
I just posted a picture episode of Life On The Road...actually, it's just a few shots of "Stump The Joke Man" from last night, April 30, 2010, at The Comedy Cabana in Myrtle Beach, & some other random stuff...but it's fun.
please click on the next sentence to be whisked there...
Ahhh, Spring is here...this Friday, April 23rd, 7:30 p.m., I'll be at The Dix Hills Performing Arts Center, at Five Towns College, in Dix Hills, with my old pal Richie Minervini. Come on by...for tickets & info, please call (631) 656-2148 ...
plugging away on Q-104...Carl Oglio, Jackie & Jim Kerr
Friday, March 26th, I was a guest on the very fun & sexy Sam Phillips' podcast, "The Single Life: Dirty Joke Sanches," with Playmate of the Year 1996 Stacy Sanches & Sam's regular cast of characters, Marc, Jorge & Yanira ... please have a listen ... Sam Phillips, The Single Life podcast, March 26, 2010 ..
so, Oglio Records & I have created a new Jackie Facebook page that will let me have as many friends as I can possibly gather ... please visit, please join... just click on this phrase ... my new CD, "snart," will be released on 4/20 (!) ...
Hi. I hope the New Year's treating you well. So far I've lost forty-five pounds and my sense of humor.
I'll be on The Howard Stern Show this Wednesday, February 10th, at 8:30 a.m. to promote my guest appearance on the season finale of "Leverage," starring Timothy Hutton. It airs Wednesday, February 17th, at 10 p.m. on TNT.
For you North Shore folks, I just put in a show at Mill Creek Tavern in Bayville. It's tiny, so please call now, (516) 628-2000. One show, Wednesday, February 24th, at 8 p.m.
...and please keep checking out Jackie's Joke Hunt, Tuesdays, 7pm EST, Howard 101, Sirius XM...
evidence officer Dutch Holland
with the beautiful Jeri Ryan
Jackie & Billy on stage at The Riviera Hotel, Las Vegas, September, 1999
Jackie with head producer Morgan & audio engineer Maral, his crew for "Jackie's JokeTober Shows" 5-7 p.m. EST every Wednesday on Sirius Raw Dog 104-XM 150...Jackie's doing the shows to promote his soon-to-be-released Oglio CD, "snart" ...
This year's Carol M. Baldwin Charity Golf Outing at Nissequogue Country Club was a huge success, mainly due to the hard work of my manager John Stoerback, the president and heart of the organization. My radio partner Ian Karr and my old pal Stuttering John Melendez were both on hand for golf and, yes, drinks.
John, Caroline, Ian McKean
Billy Baldwin fought back after I informed the dinner guests that "Nissequogue" is an old Indian word that means "Baldwins have small genitals."
The highlight for Ian & me was Alec Baldwin coughing up $5000 during the auction to buy a spot for him and his adorable girlfriend Nicole to join us on Jackie's Joke Hunt in the Fall. Wheee...
Please do Jackie a solid and review
The Jackie Button after you buy it.
The Jackie Button was created by Jackie Martling & Dave Cazz. Dave is the big cheese at Bolt Creative in San Francisco, whose incredibly popular app Pocket God has been in The Top Ten Apps Worldwide for many months.
The Jackie Button is the very first Apple app that has someone (Jackie Marlow) actually telling jokes, as opposed to boring, non-entertaining text.
You can set the main screen of The Jackie Button to 2 buttons or 9 buttons (as shown above). Any of the buttons can be programmed to launch your favorite joke, noise, or group of jokes or noises, or all of either or both (!) at random. Wheee!
Here's a very important fact: soon there will be a Parental Guidance system in place, and the ban on adult content will be lifted. More wheee!
Every Wednesday at 9pm, starting on June 10th, Jackie will be starring in JokeLand on Broadway at iridium, on Broadway at 51st St., just north of Times Square in Manhattan.
Frank Vignola & Jackie Martling
The show will also feature The Frank Vignola Trio.
Jokes, music, stories, Stump The Joke Man, special guests, audience precipitation...ninety fun-filled minutes every week, a splendid time guaranteed for all.
Please join us.
The legendary promoter Sid Bernstein...the man who first brought The Beatles to America in 1964, & managed The Young Rascals to 10 gold singles and Hall Of Fame popularity, not only sat in with Jackie & the gang on February 3rd's Jackie's Joke Hunt, but chimed in with two great & slightly off-color jokes.
Sandy Hicks, Sid Bernstein, Sue Costello, Jackie Marlow
...for more Sid Bernstein pictures & fun, click here...
I got back from The Sundance Film Festival just in time for this week's Jackie's Joke Hunt, The First Annual Milties, The 2009 Listeners Awards. It was a hoot.
As we enter our third year of Jackie's Joke Hunt, everybody seems to be loving it, and Ian & I are having even more fun now than we were in the beginning. Please keep listening, & please help spread the word.
I finally have a DVD, A Safe Distance From Genius, and it's great fun. Ninety minutes of jokes, and three big hunks of vintage "Stump The Joke Man," all taped at Rascals Comedy Club in West Orange, New Jersey, in it's Hay Day (hey...what's a Hay Day?).
We also threw on six of my songs, and as four of them play, you'll try to enjoy a seemingly endless slide show of pictures and malarky from my sixty years of enjoying the planet.
To order, click here (where it says click here). It will whisk you to the info.
and thanks for everything,
Colonel Dave Sheridan came up to me backstage in Iraq, at Camp Victory, and said he had been a listener and a fan since The Howard Stern Show was syndicated to Philadelphia in August, 1986. And that his wife Elise was as big a fan as he is.
I said, "Then let's take a picture, I'll put it on JokeLand, and you can introduce me to the troops tonight."
The idea excited him, he was a tad bit nervous, he did a great job introducing me, it was a really fun show (Bo Bice had fifty Alabamians (?) from the audience on stage singing "Sweet Home Alabama"), and here he we are...
Enough guys...here's Ian McKean & Marlow with Exotic Paula, our guest from Jackie's Joke Hunt 102, Show One-Oh-Number Two.
Ian McKean & I went to Italy with our lovely ladies and had a spectacular time. The Colisseum, the statue of David by Michaelangelo, the beauty of Tuscany, the great food, the warmth of the people...but they all paled in contrast to what Vicky Miller spotted while walking around a fountain directly in front of The Pantheon in Rome.
I don't have to tell you that we all wept, peed, screamed, and danced with the joy of this discovery.
A pilgrimage to this incredible work of art will soon become an absolute must for all Howard Stern fans that ever were or ever will be.
Now The Wurd Games from Jackie's Joke Hunt have their own section of www.jokeland.com
Simply click! on the button over there on the right side of this page (or on this phrase right cheer), the one with Ian's and my mugs on it, and you'll be whisked to the current Wurd Game clues. And below it are previous weeks' clues.
Sue Costello & Jackie
Jackie's Joke Hunt 86 please click on Sue's name to find out more about this pretty & funny lady...
Jackie & Excalibur Electronics offer the greatest joke gadgets ever created, for both kids & adults...endless hours of fun...they're next best thing to sex...to see them all, and maybe buy a few, please click here...right here...
You folks have been clamoring for Jackie's Joke Hunt shirts. Yay.
All of the Jackie's Joke Hunt shirts say Jackie's Joke Hunt on the front. The men's tee shirts come in L, XL, XXL, and XXXL, and are black with blue letters. For the ladies, we have heather (grey) string tops in S and M (S&M?).
All shirts are $20, which includes S&H. Please send a check or money order to:
Bayville NY 11709
Please allow us ample time, we smoke pot.
Lots of our listeners have been e-mailing pictures of themselves in the Jackie's Joke Hunt shirts, and getting free CD's and other JokeLand stuff as our way of saying thanks. Please e-mail them to email@example.com .
Hi, and welcome to this sentence.
I hope you have a great Holiday.
Or, for you Asians, a good Horiday.
Be on the lookout for, finally, The JokeLand Podcast.
I love you all, I guess due to my beckoning mortality.
Please drop me a line, firstname.lastname@example.org