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This is my best Oglio CD yet.
78 very funny minutes.
Available everywhere on 4/20...

Jackie on "Leverage"

Hi. I hope the New Year's treating you well. So far I've lost forty-five pounds and my sense of humor.

I'll be on The Howard Stern Show this Wednesday, February 10th, at 8:30 a.m. to promote my guest appearance on the season finale of "Leverage," starring Timothy Hutton. It airs Wednesday, February 17th, at 10 p.m. on TNT.

For you North Shore folks, I just put in a show at Mill Creek Tavern in Bayville. It's tiny, so please call now, (516) 628-2000. One show, Wednesday, February 24th, at 8 p.m.

...and please keep checking out Jackie's Joke Hunt, Tuesdays, 7pm EST, Howard 101, Sirius XM...

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evidence officer Dutch Holland
with the beautiful Jeri Ryan

The Hoboken International Film Festival

I was just appointed The Official Host of The Hoboken International Film Festival. It's in June, and will be a blast. I really look forward to it.

I'm in The Opening Night Film, "An Affirmative Act," playing (for an unprecedented third time) Henry "Dutch" Holland. He's a lawyer this time out. I smell Oscar. Or is it Felix?

The Number System!

Finally, The Colorado Number System is on JokeLand for all to partake...

click here for ... "Numbers Of Note" ... the most popular numbers ...

... click here for "The Colorado Number System" ... all the damn numbers ...

... click here for "How The Colorado Nymber System Came To Be" ... how it organically rose from the cement dust ...

October 12th, 2009

Billy West & Jackie Martling joined forces for the first time in many years to create a Dicky Goodman-esque YouTube video...please click to have a look... Ryan C-Word Interviews Barack Obama About National Health Care"

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Jackie & Billy on stage at The Riviera Hotel, Las Vegas, September, 1999

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Jackie with head producer Morgan & audio engineer Maral, his crew for "Jackie's JokeTober Shows" 5-7 p.m. EST every Wednesday on Sirius Raw Dog 104-XM 150...Jackie's doing the shows to promote his soon-to-be-released Oglio CD, "snart" ...

read a great "Stump The Joke Man" story...

please click! on this sentence to read a great "Stump The Joke Man" story...

Baldwin Charity Outing

This year's Carol M. Baldwin Charity Golf Outing at Nissequogue Country Club was a huge success, mainly due to the hard work of my manager John Stoerback, the president and heart of the organization. My radio partner Ian Karr and my old pal Stuttering John Melendez were both on hand for golf and, yes, drinks.

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John, Caroline, Ian McKean

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Billy Baldwin fought back after I informed the dinner guests that "Nissequogue" is an old Indian word that means "Baldwins have small genitals."

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The highlight for Ian & me was Alec Baldwin coughing up $5000 during the auction to buy a spot for him and his adorable girlfriend Nicole to join us on Jackie's Joke Hunt in the Fall. Wheee...

Hey! click! on this sentence to read a great "Stump The Joke Man" story...

Monticello Catch A Rising Star

Saturday night at the Monticello Catch A Rising Star. A great show, a great time. Mad man Lenny Schultz was on hand.

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a wonderful round of
"Stump The Joke Man"

Yankee Hankee Pankee, JH 132

Jackie's Joke Hunt is more fun every week.
Here's last week's Happy Hunters...

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Please join us on Sirius Satellite Radio, Howard 101, Tuesdays at 7pm EST.

JokeLand on Broadway

JokeLand on Broadway has been a splendid time for all...for the audience, for us performers, for our guest joke tellers, & especially the folks trying to "Stump The Joke Man.

Please join Jackie &
The Frank Vignola Trio
9pm Wednesdays at
iridium, Broadway at 51st St.
below Ellen's Stardust Diner...

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adorable Virginia tries to
Stump The Joke Man

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the lovely Hettie
brought the house down with her joke

see you there...
iridium is (212) 582-2121

JokeLand on Broadway is a hit!

JokeLand on Broadway's initial show was Wednesday, June 10th, and judging by the reaction of the crowd, the show's here to stay.

They loved the music of The Frank Vignola Trio, they loved Jackie's songs, they roared at the jokes, they were mesmerized by Billy West...a huge home run.

Please try to join us, JokeLand on Broadway, Wednesdays at 9 at iridium, 51st & Broadway, in the heart of Times Square in NYC...

The Jackie Button

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It's finally here! Jackie's first Apple app, The Jackie Button, 68 Jackie Noises & 68 great PG jokes, is now available at The Apple App Store. Be the first on your iPhone! (?)

simply click here to order

Please do Jackie a solid and review
The Jackie Button after you buy it.

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The Jackie Button was created by Jackie Martling & Dave Cazz. Dave is the big cheese at Bolt Creative in San Francisco, whose incredibly popular app Pocket God has been in The Top Ten Apps Worldwide for many months.

The Jackie Button is the very first Apple app that has someone (Jackie Marlow) actually telling jokes, as opposed to boring, non-entertaining text.

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simply click here to order

You can set the main screen of The Jackie Button to 2 buttons or 9 buttons (as shown above). Any of the buttons can be programmed to launch your favorite joke, noise, or group of jokes or noises, or all of either or both (!) at random. Wheee!

Here's a very important fact: soon there will be a Parental Guidance system in place, and the ban on adult content will be lifted. More wheee!

JokeLand on Broadway

Every Wednesday at 9pm, starting on June 10th, Jackie will be starring in JokeLand on Broadway at iridium, on Broadway at 51st St., just north of Times Square in Manhattan.

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Frank Vignola & Jackie Martling

The show will also feature The Frank Vignola Trio.
Jokes, music, stories, Stump The Joke Man, special guests, audience precipitation...ninety fun-filled minutes every week, a splendid time guaranteed for all.
Please join us.

Jackie's Joke Hunt 121

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Jackie's Joke Hunt 121, The Facebook Hunt, was great, with guests Dave Cazz, who created the Apple iPhone app Pocket God, his adorable wife Hope, & Jackie's lovely lady, Victoria Miller.

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Jackie wayy too big on the Las Vegas strip during his week in "Tony n' Tina's Wedding" at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas.

hi from Las Vegas

My old pal Billy West, my Jackie's Joke Hunt co-host Ian McKean & David Friedman all came to see me in Tony n' Tina's Wedding and we had a great time. The show's a hoot.

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photo by Scott Harrison


game! What'd They Say?

click here to play "What'd They Say?," & maybe win a copy of Jackie's new DVD, A Safe Distance From Genius ...

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Sid Bernstien Visits Jackie's Joke Hunt

The legendary promoter Sid Bernstein...the man who first brought The Beatles to America in 1964, & managed The Young Rascals to 10 gold singles and Hall Of Fame popularity, not only sat in with Jackie & the gang on February 3rd's Jackie's Joke Hunt, but chimed in with two great & slightly off-color jokes.

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Sandy Hicks, Sid Bernstein, Sue Costello, Jackie Marlow

...for more Sid Bernstein pictures & fun, click here...

a new Classic Howard Stern Show note

There's a new Classic Howard Stern Show note...please click on this sentence...

The First Annual Milties Awards

I got back from The Sundance Film Festival just in time for this week's Jackie's Joke Hunt, The First Annual Milties, The 2009 Listeners Awards. It was a hoot.

As we enter our third year of Jackie's Joke Hunt, everybody seems to be loving it, and Ian & I are having even more fun now than we were in the beginning. Please keep listening, & please help spread the word.

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The Miltie

A Classic Howard Stern Show Note

Click here to see A Classic Howard Stern Show Note I wrote about Geraldo Rivera.

win a DVD!

A new Wurd Game! An easy one! Solve it and win a copy of Jackie's new DVD, A Safe Distance From Genius!

click on this sentence to play!

A Safe Distance From Genius

I finally have a DVD, A Safe Distance From Genius, and it's great fun. Ninety minutes of jokes, and three big hunks of vintage "Stump The Joke Man," all taped at Rascals Comedy Club in West Orange, New Jersey, in it's Hay Day (hey...what's a Hay Day?).
We also threw on six of my songs, and as four of them play, you'll try to enjoy a seemingly endless slide show of pictures and malarky from my sixty years of enjoying the planet.
To order, click here (where it says click here). It will whisk you to the info.
and thanks for everything,
j.

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my pal Dave Sheridan

Colonel Dave Sheridan came up to me backstage in Iraq, at Camp Victory, and said he had been a listener and a fan since The Howard Stern Show was syndicated to Philadelphia in August, 1986. And that his wife Elise was as big a fan as he is.
I said, "Then let's take a picture, I'll put it on JokeLand, and you can introduce me to the troops tonight."
The idea excited him, he was a tad bit nervous, he did a great job introducing me, it was a really fun show (Bo Bice had fifty Alabamians (?) from the audience on stage singing "Sweet Home Alabama"), and here he we are...

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Enough guys...here's Ian McKean & Marlow with Exotic Paula, our guest from Jackie's Joke Hunt 102, Show One-Oh-Number Two.

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Back from Iraq

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I just returned from an 8-day tour of The Persian Gulf with American Idol Bo Bice & his band, and it was one of the most incredible things I've ever been a part of.

The tour was produced by Judy Seals' Stars For Stripes. We performed in Arifjan, Ali Al Salem, Rustamiyah, and at Camp Liberty & Camp Victory in Baghdad.

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Bo & the guys are great players, great guys, and great travel buddies. I can't say enough about them without sounding as gay as I do already.

I'll be going back. And soon.

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The Boys Go To Italy

Ian McKean & I went to Italy with our lovely ladies and had a spectacular time. The Colisseum, the statue of David by Michaelangelo, the beauty of Tuscany, the great food, the warmth of the people...but they all paled in contrast to what Vicky Miller spotted while walking around a fountain directly in front of The Pantheon in Rome.

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I don't have to tell you that we all wept, peed, screamed, and danced with the joy of this discovery.

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A pilgrimage to this incredible work of art will soon become an absolute must for all Howard Stern fans that ever were or ever will be.

...for larger images, please go to The Wurd Games section of JokeLand, by simply clicking on this sentence.

Happy Halloween

Your mama's so fat her pussy has a shadow.

Your mama's so dried out she has snatch jerky.

I hope you're having a great Fall. Since I was twelve, every Halloween, instead of carving a pumpkin, I yank on my middle meat.

love you for visiting JokeLand,

j.

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Ric Overton, Richie Tienken, Jeff Gurian, Marlow
at The Comic Strip, 10-08-08

The Shell at Trump Marina

Please join me this Saturday at The Shell in the Trump Marina Hotel in Atlantic City...one show...last time it was great.

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Jackie on stage at The Shell, April 2008


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girls on stage at The Shell for Stump The Joke Man, April 2008


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a fan at Trump Marina , April 2008,
with a copy of "What Did You Expect?," Jackie's first lp, released in 1979

try the Sex Quiz!

I just loaded a Sex Quiz For Females on The Wurd Game page...give it a go...

coming to Los Angeles

On Saturday night, November 8th, I'm coming back to The Canyon Club in Agoura Hills...I hope all you Californians will all be there...

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Continue reading "coming to Los Angeles" »

Naked News, Toronto

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with the lovely Katherine after my appearance on Naked News

Ferrara's, 08-14-08

Always a great time at Ferrara's in Point Pleasant Beach. Here I am on stage with Sue, Katherine, & Tammy for "Stump The Joke Man."

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Vinny "Big Pussy" Pastore stopped by with an entourage that included a few stunners. And a few girls, too.

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Dix Hills "Stump The Joke Man"

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The girls on stage for
"Stump The Joke Man"
The Dix Hills CPA
Saturday, August 9, 2008

The night's big winner:
Why does the man stomp a glass in the Jewish wedding ceremony?
It's the last time he's going to get to put his foot down.

Barry won a tee shirt and was injured by an F. jackie CD that Jackie threw in a staggering display of poor sportsmanship.

Give Rodney A Chance

I've added jokes to the section you now get to by hitting the Jackie's Joke Hunt button...yes, by clicking on the adorable picture of Jackie, McKean, & Jimmy Mack.

The first joke will start right away...and it's Give Rodney A Chance ... please go have a listen...

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Ian McKean, Mika Jones,
Jimmy Mack, Jackie Marlow
Jackie's Joke Hunt 87
The Gastronomic Hunt

The Wurd Games section

Now The Wurd Games from Jackie's Joke Hunt have their own section of www.jokeland.com

Simply click! on the button over there on the right side of this page (or on this phrase right cheer), the one with Ian's and my mugs on it, and you'll be whisked to the current Wurd Game clues. And below it are previous weeks' clues.

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Sue Costello & Jackie
Jackie's Joke Hunt 86
please click on Sue's name to find out more about this pretty & funny lady...

thanks for listening. Remember, you can always e-mail me at jokeland@aol.com.

snart taping at Governor's

The girls on stage playing "Stump The Joke Man" at Governor's at the end of the Thursday night taping of Jackie's new CD, snart...

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taping CD at Governor's

Please join me Thursday, June 26th, & Friday, June 27th, at Governor's Comedy Shop, on Long Island, for the taping of my new Oglio dirty joke CD, SNART. One show each night at 8 p.m.

don't you want a Joke Hunt string top?

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Jackie's joke gadgets

Jackie & Excalibur Electronics offer the greatest joke gadgets ever created, for both kids & adults...endless hours of fun...they're next best thing to sex...to see them all, and maybe buy a few, please click here...right here...

Jackie's Joke Hunt shirts

You folks have been clamoring for Jackie's Joke Hunt shirts. Yay.

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All of the Jackie's Joke Hunt shirts say Jackie's Joke Hunt on the front. The men's tee shirts come in L, XL, XXL, and XXXL, and are black with blue letters. For the ladies, we have heather (grey) string tops in S and M (S&M?).

All shirts are $20, which includes S&H. Please send a check or money order to:

JokeLand, Inc.
Box 58
Bayville NY 11709

Please allow us ample time, we smoke pot.

Lots of our listeners have been e-mailing pictures of themselves in the Jackie's Joke Hunt shirts, and getting free CD's and other JokeLand stuff as our way of saying thanks. Please e-mail them to jokeland@aol.com .

Happy Holidays

Hi, and welcome to this sentence.
I hope you have a great Holiday.
Or, for you Asians, a good Horiday.
Be on the lookout for, finally, The JokeLand Podcast.
I love you all, I guess due to my beckoning mortality.
Please drop me a line, jokeland@aol.com

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