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to whore: "Last time you gave me crabs." "What'd you expect for $50? *Lobster*?" .."The Joke Man: Bow To Stern" https://t.co/6k2nxrJ4sj

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"Yesterday I got caught jerking off to a National Geographic magazine." "Were you embarrassed?" "No, but my dentist's receptionist was."