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Polish midget? 6'3" .. * 8pm this Sat "Studio Theatre" Lindenhurst LI (631) 226-8400 @Th3grill3r3 @1023WBAB @PhilIazzetta @David_Feldman_ @MikeSafo @artiequitter @JohnFugelsang @MarkSimoneNY @PinkTieOrg @Q1043 @BenningtonShow @Misstabstevens @Newsday https://t.co/StwTWbrQv4

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wife: "When we get back from Denmark, we're going to have the wildest night of sex we *ever had.*" "When are we going to Denmark?" "Never." * 8p this Sat "Studio Theatre" Lindenhurst LI (631) 226-8400 @Th3grill3r3 @1023WBAB @David_Feldman_ @MikeSafo https://t.co/StwTWbrQv4

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Jewish guy's cremated, mortician to widow: "Would you like the ashes in a glass jug or a clay urn?" "Right here in my hand." puts the ashes in her palm, she looks down: "Well, Bernie, you know that blow job you always wanted?" *whoosh!* she blows the ashes into the air ..

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