The First Joke Hunt

Joke Hunt 01 (2006)

A few show notes and it gets better!

A guy’s walking along the beach when he trips over a bottle, picks it up, and a genie comes out.
The genie says, “Thank you. I’ve been stuck in that bottle for centuries. I’ll tell you what…I’ll give you one wish. Anything you want.”
The guy pulls out a map of the Middle East, and he says, “Could you bring peace to this part of the world?”
The genie says, “Gee, I don’t know. They were fighting there for centuries and centuries, long before I was even trapped in the bottle. Have you got another wish?”
The guy says, “Well…could you make it so once a month my wife voluntarily wakes me up with a blow job?”
The genie says, “Let me see that map again.”

A guy dies and goes to hell.
The Devil tells him, AYou have your choice of three rooms,@ opens the door to the first room, and everyone is up to their waists in shit.
The Devil opens the door to the second room, and everyone is treading water in piss.
The Devil opens the door to the third room, and everyone is sitting on stools, in diarrhea up to their ankles, drinking coffee.
The guy says to The Devil, AI=ll definitely take room number three.@
They get him a stool, he sits down, and then bring him a up of coffee.
A few minutes later, The Devil yells, AOkay, on your heads. Coffee break=s over.@