solutions to
The Wurd Game for Joke Hunt Ninety-Eight
The Rome Antic Hunt
( T ) stick this on the end of a ghost's favorite word and get the shape of Italy (boo, boot)
( I ) twice in a broad with an unplowed flesh cave (virgin)
( A ) the vowel in a two-of-each animal carrier (ark)
( D ) change what's first in what Snark loves to do to his nose to this and get a member (pick, dick)
( D ) replace the end of what Pisa's tower does with this and get Pb (lean, the Periodic Table of the Elements lists lead as Pb)
( V ) Caesar, gimme five (the Roman numeral for 5 is V)
now, lose the bookends of a scary warning that rhymes with the opposite of dry (wet, threat), unscramble, put an early Roman stoner in The Subject Line (David is sculpted out of marble), and e-mail it to jokeland@aol.com
DAVID
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The Wurd Game for Joke Hunt Ninety-Eight
The Rome Antic Hunt
( ___ ) stick this on the end of a ghost's favorite word and get the shape of Italy
( ___ ) twice in a broad with an unplowed flesh cave
( ___ ) the vowel in a two-of-each animal carrier
( ___ ) change what's first in what Snark loves to do to his nose to this and get a member
( ___ ) replace the end of what Pisa's tower does with this and get Pb
( ___ ) Caesar, gimme five
now, lose the bookends of a scary warning that rhymes with the opposite of dry, unscramble, put an early Roman stoner in The Subject Line, and e-mail it to jokeland@aol.com
The Wurd Game for Joke Hunt Ninety-Five
The Deadliest Snatch
( ___ ) change number three in a baseball hit that rhymes with vagina to this and get an ass
( ___ ) replace the first letter in sneaking a look with this and get what a bad hole does
( ___ ) replace the double in what Jackie's Joke Hunt's supposed to be with this and get a word that describes an unshaven cock garage
( ___ ) three times in a laugh that rhymes with what a sexy ass does
( ___ ) replace the middle of what your nose does with this and get a terrific twat
( ___ ) replace the sometimes a vowel at the end of the word that describes the Bible with this and get a rude word for a woman's sex crevasse
now, lose what's three times in what gots your reflection, unscramble, put a description of every vagina in The Subject Line, and e-mail it to jokeland@aol.com...
first show business flyer, handmade, 1959
Billy Joel, Carmen Appice, Leslie West, Jackie Marlow The Long Island Music Hall Of Fame, 2007
The Jackie's Joke Hunt Sex Quiz for Females
please e-mail your answers, comments, & suggestions to jokeland@aol.com
01. Do you think the missionary position is boring, or do you know some creative missionaries?
A) Definitely
B) Maybe
C) On a semi-regular basis
02. Have you ever had a lesbian encounter?
A) Yes, but not with a woman
B) No, but I spent an afternoon with Richard Simmons
C) Yes, and I fell off the counter
03. Which of the following does not belong?
A) A dog
B) A donkey
C) A llama
D) A penis
E) Another donkey
04.When do you know you've been on a great date?
A) I couldn't conceive of it
B) I'm not sure
C) Yes, except in the shower and in New Jersey
05. If a man tried to molest you, would you beat him off?
A) I couldn't
B) I have
C) I would if it came up
D) Again?
06. What has been the average length of your relationships?
A) Overnight
B) Two years
C) Five inches
D) I've never even been to Lesbia
07. If your boyfriend did something behind your back, would you...
A) Break it off
B) And the relationship
C) Flip over
08. How do you find Jackie's Joke Hunt?
A) Sensual, stimulating, amusing, & entertaining
B) Excellent
C) I haven't found it yet
09. How are a woman's breasts like martinis?
A) They both have nipples except the martinis
B) One isn't enough and three is too many
C) They're hard for a sane man to resist
10) Where is a girl's hair the curliest?
A) On her head
B) In her nose
C) Africa
11. How many times have you been a virgin?
A) Once
B) Never
C) It's been too long to recall
11. Do you think a man's brain is in his penis?
A) Yes
B) No
C) All of the above and below
D) What brain?
12. Do your fantasies and dreams take you to:
A) The Washington Monument
B) The Grand Canyon
C) A homosexual Viking nudist colony
13. How would you describe your masturbation?
A) Frequent
B) Touchy
C) Lonely
14. Does penis size matter?
A) Only in life
B) Only during sex
C) Not as long as it's huge
15. What do you like in a man?
A) Good looks & intelligence
B) Sensitivity
C) Two fingers
!6. If you could be any inanimate object, would you like to be:
A) A pair of boxer shorts
B) A turnstyle
C) George Bush
The Wurd Game for Joke Hunt Ninety-Three
nipples & knobs
( ___ ) bookends of a kind of stocking good for strangling
( ___ ) twice in the continent that housed most of the bare boobs we loved staring at in National Geographic
( ___ ) take this from what you do to corn and get what you do to a bosom
( ___ ) second to last
( ___ ) the average number of blow jobs a Jewish man gets per year...from his wife...
( ___ ) change the opening letter of beef what? that describes Snarky and get a spectacular kind of rib balloon...it's not Wellington...
now, lose the smallest cup size, unscramble, put one of the most horribly common types of chest torpedo in The Subject Line, and e-mail it to jokeland@aol.com ...
The Wurd Game for Joke Hunt Ninety-One,
Jews, Jizz, & Jazz
( ___ ) the bookends of an occasional fellatio reflex
( ___ ) replace the middle of a British cigarette ...because we can't say queer... with this, and you get the kind of leaf that covered Adam's j. johnny johnson
( ___ ) the vowel when Snark spells Jew with two letters
( ___ ) jizz-men
( ___ ) put this in front of what an owl does and get what a man does with his load
( ___ ) the double in a top, if not the top, music award
now, lose the double in synagogue, unscramble, put something common to this week's three-pronged theme in The Subject Line, and e-mail it to jokeland@aol.com ...
The Wurd Game
for Joke Hunt Eighty-Five: Gobs Of Fun
( ___ ) the only vowel in a tiny word for a titholder & a drinking establishment [the only vowel in a tiny word for a drunk's hangout & a boob hammock]
( ___ ) replace number three in the end of your arm with this and get the best kind of cock
( ___ ) three times in the glands what am in the hooters
( ___ ) the double in man's favorite way of having his jizz disposed of
( ___ ) in semen not in salmon
( ___ ) three times in a baby dog
now, lose two side-by-side upside-down v's, unscramble, put an aphrodisiac's irritant in The Subject Line, and e-mail it to jokeland@aol.com ...
